Today I got a very nice email, so have a look and smile ...
Three Easy Ways To Die............................
1. Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
2. Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
3. Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.
1. A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption: Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone b. Tele-Vision c. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral: BE SPECIFIC
6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer: On their MARRIAGE.
8. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
21 comments:
Dude :D
wad3ak NAAAAAAAAAAAr :)
am wait some ppl's comments :p
Qabbani: lak ahleen abo shreek .... do you think that some one will kick my a$$ ??? ... let see ... niahahahahahahaha
LOOL! mahdoom..mahdoom :p
well, most are applicable to women too...i would say specially this one:
If you do NOT have a "Boy Friend" - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a "BOY" Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
w es2al mujareb :D
Mais: enno leesh dayman fee shak motabadal been al girls w alboys ... walla ya 3azizti 3mn3ani mn azmit the2a ... bass wenek ... at the end ... most of us trying to escape from something ... ;)
hmmm..that's because el nawaya mu safyeh ya ziad...everyone thinks the other part is trying to backstab him/her..plus previous bad experiences makes ppl more cautious i suppose!!
wallahe leik not tryin to escape from anything..but when it's the right time for it to happen it will...ba3dein let him happen with the right person..mu a7san ma el wa7ed y9oum ow yeftar 3a ba9aleh? :D
ma e7terami lal ba9al tab3an :D
Leesh shebo alba9al ??? ma byzba6 al6abee5 balah ...
i think that it is a bit complicated ... cus as orientals (Arabs) we still can't get along with some ideas ... at least it is a matter of culture and tradditions ...
You are currently being voodooed by the female population :P
Wallah ya man am not thinking am SURE :P
ba3eed EVE ya EVE , ma ra7 yejanena 2la EVE
3a keln al 7a2 mo 3alehn ne7na 2mna3teehom wesh :D :D
KJ: Poor me :(
Qabbani: lah ahh mn EVE ya man ... shayflak enno mo bass 3atinahon wjh ... lak darabona boks 3la halwjh kman ... 7aram n7na ...
7aram akteeer kaman :Dam3a bel 3een, o 3een zar2a :
Qabbani: Lak eaaah ya man ... e3mool ma3roof w kib belba7r ... mazlomeen n7na alla wakilak ...
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